The Zaftig Chicks Not So Official Comment Policy

When Sylvia and I started this blog, we didn’t feel the need to come up with any kind of comment policy. We assumed everyone would tell us how awesome and funny we were, and we would bask in the glow of knowing we are better than everyone else, and the world would be pink, sparkly, and wonderful.

Ok not really, but up until now we have approved every comment, with the exception of blatant spam. We are a little more lax about diet talk than some blogs, and are totally cool with people who don’t agree with us. We even giggled when we got our first trolly comment.

But we are getting more readers now (yay!!!) and so we are getting more trolls who have nothing better to do than to post the same comments over and over again. And quite frankly, it’s boring. If you’re going to troll, at least try and be funny. If you make us laugh we might actually give you the attention you so desperately desire.

So this weekend, The Zaftig Chicks decided to put together an official comment policy. It is as follows.

If you tell us how wonderful we are, we will approved you immediately and send you homemade chocolate chip cookies.

If you disagree with us, and are not an asshole about it, we will approve you, but no cookies for you!!

If you offended by the words bitch, chick, or sugar glider, you are more than welcome to let us know, but this is probably not the place for you.

If you are a grammar nazi, leave now, because Bianca writes like a 14 year old girl tripping on acid. Lyke OMG!!

If you hate your body, or think we should hate ours, we’ll probably let you through, but be prepared to have your ass handed to you by other commenters.

As for trolls, what we do with your comments really depends on our mood and level of sobriety. We may call you out in a post, which may hurt your feelings, or we may ignore you completely. Please remember that we are fat, not blind, deaf and dumb, so we are fully aware of what we look like.

The Zaftig Chicks reserve the right to change this policy at any time, so if we don’t approve your comment, it’s a waste of your time to send us 500 more saying the same thing.