Sylvia

About Me:

What, you don’t already know me?

For realz – I am a thirtysomething fat chick who likes drinking, robots, video games, cartoons, eating, shopping, reality TV, human behavior, and taking pictures, especially of my cleavage.  Oh!  and cute puppies and glitter, too!

I’m happily married to the Mr. Sylvia, who loves putting up with my glitter and drinking, and we are working on having a baby.

Bianca is my bestie and introduced me to the whole FA movement (you know, where you can love yourself EVEN IF you’re fat?!) and we knew we were fabulous as individuals, but as a pair of Zaftig Chicks, we’re looking to take over the world with our flabulousity.

What – you want to know more about me?  Here are some random facts:

• My first word was ‘Schlitz’
• I have naturally curly hair
• I can neither roll my tongue nor do the Vulcan ‘V’ with my hands
• I learned to read by studying my dad’s extensive beer can collection
• I yelled “shit!” in church at least once (ok, I was like 3 years old…)
• I’m allergic to hot dogs

you’re welcome