Bianca

I am totally awesome. That’s all you need to know.

Bianca is a 30 something wife and mother of one, who still wants to be a Spice Girl when she grows up. She is kind of shallow, but only in a superficial kind of way, and the best way to get on her good side is to send her bacon or something pink and sparkly. Pink, sparkly bacon will get you a personal invite to Casa Bianca, where she will kindly allow you to cook her a 6 course meal and clean her kitchen.

Her daughter suffers from a disease that some children get, where they cannot go more than 5 minutes without talking, or they will die. In additional to tirelessly trying to find a cure for this horrible disease, she enjoys reality tv, buying shoes that she will never wear, and hanging with her bestie for life Sylvia.