You’re So Vain…
…you probably think this blog post is about you.
Don’t you?

…you probably think this blog post is about you.
Don’t you?
~ by Sylvia on November 14, 2009.
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Maybe it’s not vanity. Maybe it’s paranoia.
Maybe, just maybe.
Naughty girls need love too.
Of course this post is about me; what else could you POSSIBLY be talking about?
Hey Bianca and Sylvia, I hear you went up to Saratoga where your horses naturally won.
You’re talking about me aren’t you? I just KNEW you were talking about me. I could feel it in my bones. EVERYONE talks about me. All the time. They’re watching me you know.
*goes to make tinfoil hat and tinfoil underpants for good measure*
Yes.
Of course everyone in every post on every blog is thinking about ME. And I have a whole stock of tinfoil hats & underpants.
Fuck you, I’m not vain. I actively work to humble myself every morning by looking in one of our mirrored walls and telling myself how great it is to be so humble.
yes. yes i do.
How nice of you, to devote an entire post to me.
:::basking in white- er, barkbrown-space. There’s got to be at least five carriage returns in there. Saaaahweeeeeet! That’s what I call luxury:::