Another Zaftig Chicks Contest – Enter if You Dare!

By Bianca

It’s that time again! Sylvia and I have decided to capitalize on our new-found popularity after privilegegate thank all of our lovely readers by having another Amazon gift card giveaway. Aren’t you super excited!!!11!!1!

Ok fine, it’s not like winning the lottery, but it’s something free, so kiss my fat ass if you don’t like it.

This time we are going to do things differently. Instead of simply leaving a comment telling us how awesome we are, the winner will be the first person to correctly answer a super duper hard question.

WordPress gives us the ability to see what search terms people have used to find our blog. We are actually way overdue for a post about the crazy things people type into google to find The Zaftig Chicks. Obviously things like zaftig booty and Sylvia sucks are super common (especially Sylvia sucks).

The contest is this. The first person who correctly guesses what the #3 search term used to find our blog is, wins the gift card. We’re picking #3 because #1 and #2 are zaftig chicks and zaftig, and that’s way too easy.

I think this may be a little tricky. That’s why we are going to give out a clue everyday, starting on the second day of the contest. You can enter as many times as you want. The first person to get it right wins.

Now I don’t have to tell you that this is not about winning some stupid gift card (although you are more than welcome to buy me something pretty for my birthday). It’s about proving that you are way better than everyone else, by being the first to get the answer right.

Your guesses just need to go in the comments to this post.

Ready? Set. Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~ by Bianca on November 9, 2009.