Another Fatty Bites The Dust – Except Not

By Bianca

I’ve only watched Keeping Up with the Kardashians a couple of times;  mainly when I was intoxicated, and I had dropped the remote control on the floor, and the tv was stuck on the E! channel, and I was too lazy to bend over and pick it up, because I had a child specifically so I don’t have to do things like pick up a remote off the floor, but she was in bed, and some people consider it bad parenting to wake your child at 2am, and make them pick up the remote off the living room floor, and then make you another martini. So I just watched the stupid show instead.

Anyways, I don’t like Kim Kardashian. She wears too much makeup and is boring. If I ever met her, I’d want to tell her she was pretty, but really that compliment should go to her plastic surgeon and the Mac makeup counter, and not directly to her.

There’s second sister named Kourtney, but I can’t tell you anything about her except she has long hair, is little, and talks weird. Or maybe that’s Kim. Kim does that annoying Paris Hilton baby voice, right?

So the third sister is Khloe. I remember her, because she is kind of a bitch, sometime I totally relate to, and also she was on Celebrity Apprentice.  I know I am kind of rambling, but my blood sugar or something is all screwed up and I am a little out of it (intuitive eating is not working for me at all, but I’ll post about that some other time).

Anyways, my whole point is to point out that Khole let herself get to a humungous size 10 (the horror) and was sick of being the fat, funny sister (there is soooo nothing wrong with being fat and funny, thank you very much!) so she lost weight.

Yawn.

Yeah I know, but that’s really all I’ve got right now.  

 

~ by Bianca on July 15, 2009.